Laws of Glomp

by **Sleepyyawn** Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:01 pm

1. Advertise and Bot will be pleased.
2. Bot eats rule breakers.
3. No porn in the Art forum, Bot doesn't like that.
4. Don't you fucking dare start spewing shit out of your mouth and swearing/cursing. Bot will shit in your corn flakes.
5. No spamming, damn it. If you do, Bot will eat you first.
6. Admins will dictate however the fuck they want. Down with democracy.
7. Chatbox Mods are more powerful then Admins on their hometurf. Please don't fuck with them.
8. Racist/Sexist comments will be tolerated if they are in good fun, but if someone is ~~butthurt~~ offended, Bot will shit you out into the trash.
9. Disregard 8, it sucks cocks.
10. If you aren't retarded, you have realized that these rules are jokes but some serious buisness.
11. DO IT FAGGOT
12. If you were smart enough to follow rule 10, then you just lost the game.
13. Bot resides in the Stalker Map (Widget; Who is Online?). Do not Disturb.
14. Glomp is not your personal army.
15. Follow the rules if you want to live.